10. Your windshield get’s waxed!
9. You bought your board at Costco
8. You live in Mountain View
7. You wear webbed gloves
6. Your quiver consists of 1 board
5. You read Surfer magazine
4. You say “stoked” a dozen times a session
3. Your leash always gets tangled in seaweed
2. You paddle back in when it starts pumping
1. Somebody yells at you, “Beat it Kook!”
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